Eminem-Stan

Dear Mr. I’m-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans

This’ll be the last package I ever send your ass

Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy 我本來想

You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?

Look, I’m really flattered you would call your daughter that. 很高興

And here’s an autograph for your brother. I wrote it on the Starter cap.

I’m sorry I didn’t see you at the show, I must’ve missed you

Don’t think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you. 針對你

But what’s this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists, too?

I say that shit’s just clowning, dawg. Come on! How fucked up is you?